These hilarious airport search terms will have you crying with laughter!

  • 26 Nov, 2015
  • Alice Fowler
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We took a look at the on-site search on the Heathrow Airport Guide and found these search terms that will have you cracking up!

Award for the Best Brand Misspelling:

hilarious on-site search terms

Dokning Donuet” sounds more like an expletive!

Speaking of expletives…

Award for the Weirdest Search Term:

Hilarious airport search terms: Help!

We aren’t sure what they needed help with, but we hope they found it!

Award for the Most Commonly Misspelt:

Emirates! Or emirats, or emrates, or emiratis… It goes on!

Award for the Rudest Misspelling of a Brand:

Hilarious airport search terms:It's spelt BuRger King..!

Yep, B*gger King. That’s a whole different kettle of fish!

Award for the Most Suspicious Search:

Hilarious airport search terms: Why would you like to know about drug smuggling..?

Can you get any less subtle?!

Most Worrying Search:

“My friend arrive this morning from accra i have lost her since and am wondering if she is with customs.”

We hope you found your friend! I’m not sure asking an Airport Guide is the best way to do it though…

Award for the most unusual item with a lot of searches:

Hilarious airport search terms: Knitting needles or a weapon?

Yep, “knitting needles“! And the answer is yes, yes you can take them on the plane!

Award for the Weirdest Food Craving:

Hilarious airport search terms: Jelly Babies Airport

People had almighty needs for “Jelly Babies” and “fish and chips”! Well, why not?

Got a funny airport story? We want to hear it! Share it in the comments below or give us a tweet at @airportparkshop and @TravelPains.

About Alice Fowler

Having travelled a fair amount, including a year in Japan, I love blogging about exciting travel opportunities and ideas. I also love food, dogs and books!

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