We took a look at the on-site search on the Heathrow Airport Guide and found these search terms that will have you cracking up!
Award for the Best Brand Misspelling:
“Dokning Donuet” sounds more like an expletive!
Speaking of expletives…
Award for the Weirdest Search Term:
We aren’t sure what they needed help with, but we hope they found it!
Award for the Most Commonly Misspelt:
Emirates! Or emirats, or emrates, or emiratis… It goes on!
Award for the Rudest Misspelling of a Brand:
Yep, B*gger King. That’s a whole different kettle of fish!
Award for the Most Suspicious Search:
Can you get any less subtle?!
Most Worrying Search:
“My friend arrive this morning from accra i have lost her since and am wondering if she is with customs.”
We hope you found your friend! I’m not sure asking an Airport Guide is the best way to do it though…
Award for the most unusual item with a lot of searches:
Yep, “knitting needles“! And the answer is yes, yes you can take them on the plane!
Award for the Weirdest Food Craving:
People had almighty needs for “Jelly Babies” and “fish and chips”! Well, why not?