These hilarious airport search terms will have you crying with laughter!

  • 20 Jul, 2021
  • Alice Fowler
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We took a look at the on-site search on the Heathrow Airport Guide and found these search terms that will have you cracking up!

Award for the Best Brand Misspelling:

hilarious on-site search terms

Dokning Donuet” sounds more like an expletive!

Speaking of expletives…

Award for the Weirdest Search Term:

Hilarious airport search terms: Help!

We aren’t sure what they needed help with, but we hope they found it!

Award for the Most Commonly Misspelt:

Emirates! Or emirats, or emrates, or emiratis… It goes on!

Award for the Rudest Misspelling of a Brand:

Hilarious airport search terms:It's spelt BuRger King..!

Yep, B*gger King. That’s a whole different kettle of fish!

Award for the Most Suspicious Search:

Hilarious airport search terms: Why would you like to know about drug smuggling..?

Can you get any less subtle?!

Most Worrying Search:

“My friend arrive this morning from accra i have lost her since and am wondering if she is with customs.”

We hope you found your friend! I’m not sure asking an Airport Guide is the best way to do it though…

Award for the most unusual item with a lot of searches:

Hilarious airport search terms: Knitting needles or a weapon?

Yep, “knitting needles“! And the answer is yes, yes you can take them on the plane!

Award for the Weirdest Food Craving:

Hilarious airport search terms: Jelly Babies Airport

People had almighty needs for “Jelly Babies” and “fish and chips”! Well, why not?

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About Alice Fowler

I love to travel and working in the airport parking world for nearly a decade has given me inside out knowledge of the industry. I love to help travellers get the best out of their trip, and their journey to the airport is an important part of that. Whether it's using our data to spot trends and pinpoint when people can save money, or opening the lid on airport parking tips and tricks, if it helps our customers, I'll write about it!